Clostroblumpkin

What is Clostroblumpkin?

Getting a blumpkin in a confined space, such as an airplane bathroom, or motor home. It requires the giver to be VERY flexible, like a gymnast.

Lance was prepared for his flight to suck, until Lisa offered to go in the back and give him a mile high clostroblumpkin.

See blumpkin, blowjob, shit, hummer, dump, poop

Poison The Illgotten Skill

1. 1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SK..

Ham Boned

1. the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday. dude, john was ham boned..

W.u.i.m.d.

1. Woke Up Inside My Dad The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad. "dude, i got retarded off ..

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