What is Clostroblumpkin?
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Getting a blumpkin in a confined space, such as an airplane bathroom, or motor home. It requires the giver to be VERY flexible, like a gymnast.
Lance was prepared for his flight to suck, until Lisa offered to go in the back and give him a mile high clostroblumpkin.
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