Cloth Toucher

What is Cloth Toucher?

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

See turtle head, poo, ground hog, ca-ca

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