Clothes Mountain

What is Clothes Mountain?


1.

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

See chairdrobe, floordrobe, messy, laundry, bedroom


39

Random Words:

1. when two or more females and at least one male are saying goodnight and the situation occurs where one female makes the other say goodni..
1. The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman dog..
1. ˈär-mē -ˈrān-jərs (Noun) A goup of badasses who make up an unstoppable force capable of withstanding a barrage of fists by Chuck Norris..