Clothes Mountain

What is Clothes Mountain?


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A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

See chairdrobe, floordrobe, messy, laundry, bedroom


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