Clothestrophobia

What is Clothestrophobia?


1.

The fear of wearing too tight of clothes, or over-constricting attire. This irrational fear could be due to a variety of reasons including the desire to conform to an urban dress code, or simply due to a low body image.

Jenny: Man, Richie sags his pants constantly! Look at how ghetto he is!

Billy: Yeah, man, he's totally got clothestrophobia. I have never seen him wear proper fitting jeans!

See sagging, ghetto, clothes, claustrophobia

2.

That feeling of utter discomfort one feels when s/he wears clothes that are too small/tight for her/him.

Suzanne, make sure you have clothes that fit right before you go to the party. You don't want to get clothestrophobia there!

See frump, clop, squeaker


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