Clothlog Edit Meaning

1. a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/..

1. The most perfect woman who sings for the most perfect band and writes all their most perfect songs. Words cannot describe her perfection..

1. <noun> Slang 1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the re..