What is Clovdyx?
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Aka, Captain Awesome. He is irresistibly hot, and women cannot help but drool over him. He succeeds in everything he does, mainly because he is damn near perfect.
Basically, he fucking rules.
Girl: Clovdyx is so f'ing hot, I want him.
Boyfriend: I'd get mad, but he'd kick my ass.
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