What is Clown Car?
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noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.
She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.
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A girl who has fit a few too many people in her
She's a clown car, about 8 guys were in her saturday night.
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"Clown car" (or "clowncar") is the nickname for the Soviet BA-64 vehicle in the realistic war game Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45. Coined by an unknown community member, the term spread like wildfire. The reason why many people call it the clown car is because the vehicle is often used in favour of unrealistic and "gamey" tactics. Such tactics include the popular drive-by-satchelling (wich envolves racing towards a tank, instantly jumping out at the very last second, dropping an explosive satchel charge on the back of the enemy tank, then quickly driving off before blowing up the tank).
Such "tactics" are frowned upon by many RO players (especially those who enjoy realistic tactics), but it is also considered fun to do every once in a while by quite a lot of people.
"K guys let's try to pile as many soldiers as possible on this clown car and open up a can of pwnage on them lolol!"
"We should name the BA-64 the Clown Car in honor of all the brave clown satchel-throwers serving for their Motherland!" -- Feldwebel Crin
"the Tigerpolizei are rounding up BA64 drivers so look out! :-O" -- middenrat
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A bunch of people in one small car or room or house.
Mike pulled up in a clown car and was the 9th person out of the car.
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A woman or woman's vagina that has produced multiple children.
Sheila has had eight kids! Her vagina is a clown car!
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The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.
My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.
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A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}
Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?
