Clown Hands

What is Clown Hands?

An individual with a general lack of grace. A clumsy or blain person.

Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."

Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"

See clumsy, blain, flapper, cock-nose, dick-eyes

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