Clown Shoelace

What is Clown Shoelace?

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?

Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!

Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

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