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The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
I have a peni..
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Stepping in a pile of cow shit.
"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and acci..
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When a statement has any sort of homosexual context, but you don't want to say the over-used phrase" no homo".
It's..
