Clownface

What is Clownface?


1.

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.

Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.

See white dragon, eiffel tower, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, flying dutchman

2.

See Strawberry cheesecakeor Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirateis another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!

She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!

See strawberry cheesecake, cherry danish, pirate, poo

3.

Something that is not correct (just plain wrong)...goofy..Obivious to the most casual observer not right!

This situation has "clown face" written all over it. ...


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