What is Clownies?
1.
People that are a mixture between Clubbers and
"It's almost 12:00AM, I'd better walk the dog for a bit before I go to sleep"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"
2.
Also known as Ratkids.
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.
How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.
They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.
They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names
ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)
SamiSabotage
DropDeadDez
KimmyCakes
JoshMosh
AlexAnonymous.
The list goes on
Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies
CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible
Normal person:
no i got it from camden market
Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?
CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
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