What is Clowns?
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the scariest fucking thing since bread.
clowns will eat me alive.
2.
Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.
can't sleep, clowns will eat me
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The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with
I'm serious chris, if you show up this Holloween in a clown costume I'm going to cry.
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Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.
I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.
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A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.
"Holy Shit, CLOWNS!!!"
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N. One who looks the fool
Clowner - one who clowns, or makes a clown of another.
Spot 'em... GOT 'EM! DAMN dood! You just got CLOWNED!
Oh man, that's some madd clownery.
You're excessive clowning is excessive.
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a person who acts stupid all the time and doesn't even know it.
Yo Marcus and Aaron been actin like some clowns lately.
