Clown's Pie

What is Clown's Pie?


1.

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet

fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the

shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty

bade me descend to her lady garden.

After 50 years of widowhood, I found her

to be considerably aroused. It was

like being hit in the face with a clown's

pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen

Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

See C

2.

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).

This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

See otter, sloppy, wizard, pie, clown


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