What is Clownshoes?
1.
1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.
2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.
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1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."
2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."
2.
An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.
You have no room to talk, clownshoes.
I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.
"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.
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3.
1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a
2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."
1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.
2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?
4.
adj. - seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical
The ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.
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5.
Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.
My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"
6.
Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.
These subway prices are clownshoes.
That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.
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7.
a noun that is rather dumb, stupid and/or goofy. also somthing big, red and size 34.
that nigga is straight clown shoes.
rob - lets go drink a 40 of O.E.
Jake - fuck O.E., that shits straight clownshoes.
rob - c'mon dude.
Jake - I'm lookin at somthin big, red and size 34
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