Clownwhore Edit Meaning

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

1. An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out. I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing ..

1. Everything a man needs to get by. "Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotio..