What is Cls?
1.
Cock Loving Slut: A promiscuous woman who can't get enough penis.
Jamal: That bitch Sam is a CLS!
CJ: Fo' shizz, throw some D's on that bitch!
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2.
Cucumber Lifesaver Syndrome - when a man's penis is too big to fit in a tight vagina.
Similar to if you tried to fit a cucumber through a lifesaver candy.
Extra lube had to be used becuase they had CLS
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3.
Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.
Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"
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4.
Charlies Little Slaves
I just quit CLS!
