Club

What is Club?


1.

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?

See James

2.

What you strike baby seals with.

Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.

Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?

3.

A place commonly inhabited by preppy white metrosexuals, they're main goals while "clubbing" are to:

- Act like pimps

- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts

- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas

The club is where all the spoiled rich white kids go, it makes them feel 'gangsta' to hop in their Jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 Cent songs they were just blasting in their cars

See club, fag, prep, yuppie, loser, slut, metrosexual, gotti, 50, cent, snitch, g-unot

4.

1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.

hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.

5.

A variation of technomusic.

A place where people go to socialize or dance.

See AYB

6.

A place where you can usually find people with bottles of bub

"You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub"

See find, bub, club, alcohol, dance

7.

the word club has been known for a very very very long time,

back in the olden days a club was used to

1. beat things

2. hammer things

3. kill things

hammering things was not reconized until later when a man was killing something he realized that moving thy club in a up and down swinging motion it would move the obect being clubed down and if hit long enough would meld in to the earth. he found that it could hit a nailit too would move down. this bore the age of construction. killing things was probly the most useful of all for it got rid of enemies and too it fed.

in this new time club is refered to as a place where you can dance and meet people.

1.wow me club bashed five of dem four leged monsters. i be eatin good tonite!!

2.dude that new club down on bleacker st is hopping yes very hopping...

3.did you hear about the club fight at the club? this guy in a lioncloth was jumping and whooping as he bashed the bouncer with a wood club.


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