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When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her fac..
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shit that is never going to happen
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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..
