Club Couple

What is Club Couple?


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A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

See couple, dating, sex, club, relationships, stupid, awkward, Ian


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