Club Narwhal

What is Club Narwhal?

A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.

Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.

Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!

Jean: You're a club narwhal!

See retard, clubbed, narwhal, noob, internet, sexy, obama, mean, jane, neopets

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