Club Parking

What is Club Parking?

Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:

-Dormitory

-Bar

-Restaurant

-Veterinary's office

-Coffee shop

-Roadside Grille

-Denny's

"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"

"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."

See rockstar parking, car, parking lot

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