What is Club Sped?
1.
A retard gangbang. Usually associated with Depend® Diapers and Danmar® Seizure Helmets.
Alexander was in a Club Sped last night. And that's why he has barbeque sauce on his forehead.
2.
Orally pleasuring someone who's mentally slow.
Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.
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Front row seats at a concert, usually reserved for VIPs.
"They sat in golden circles
And waiters served them wine
And talked thr..