What is Club Sped?
1.
A retard gangbang. Usually associated with Depend® Diapers and Danmar® Seizure Helmets.
Alexander was in a Club Sped last night. And that's why he has barbeque sauce on his forehead.
2.
Orally pleasuring someone who's mentally slow.
Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.
Random Words:
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Comes from cracking, as in "let's get cracking" or "let's get started"
I better get cracka-lackin on clea..