What is Clubbing?
1.
A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous
Wanna go clubbing tonight?
2.
1. when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them
2. something done to seals
1. hey lets go out clubbing tonight
2. hey lets go out clubbing tonight
3.
The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the
My friend overdosed on
ecstasy while clubbing last Friday.
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4.
to go to a driving range
ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
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5.
Participating, individually or with a group, in the more active aspects of urban nightlife. Term encompasses both dancing and non-dancing participation, sexualized and non-sexualized, and usually refers to large, perception- or mood-altering venues. Suggests, but does not imply, the use of drugs or alcohol. Can be applied, though only loosely, to clubs in the suburbs.
I was macking on some random hottie and wishing they'd play anything Calderone; Jay was grinding to strobes in the main hall; Bess was reapplying the body glitter she'd rubbed off on everyone else, and Biff was gamely slamming Grey Goose with the DJ. It was another night clubbing.
6.
A popular college pastime involving 2x4's and baby seals.
Those animal rights people are out of town this weekend, wanna go clubbing?
7.
beating repeatedly with a blunt object
Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!
