Clubbing Baby Seals

What is Clubbing Baby Seals?

1.

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

2.

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.

Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!

See dropping a deuce, baking brownies
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