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After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested be..
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To fill a girls mouth with your meatpipe and show her the way to salvation.
I took that girl I met at the bar the other night home and ..
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a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with perso..