Clue Battery

What is Clue Battery?

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The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.

Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"

Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."

Luser: "Huh?"

Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*

See lart, assault, luser, asshat
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