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Excessive lawn ornamentation.
Mrs. Jones felt that two more gnomes and a gazing ball would go well with her inflatable snowman and the ..
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When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and ..
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homage to penis empathy, coined by Raphael Garcia-the sympathetic pangs coursing through the member in response to seeing or hearing abo..
