Clumpkin

What is Clumpkin?


1.

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

See blumpkin, cunnilingus, poop, toilet, great

2.

Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.

Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.

See blumpkin, blowjob, head, oral sex, oral

3.

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.

"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

See blumpkin, cunnilingus, eating out

4.

Receiving a blow job whilst undergoing a colonic.

Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin

See blumpkin, slenis, slunt, Slenis


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