Clumtard

What is Clumtard?

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.

Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!

Oh Dears

1. Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes. "Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlf..

Loggy

1. Noun: A purported erection, often linked to inappropriate stimuli. Verb: The act of having of achieving a loggy. (NB: can also be sp..

Naptime

1. A code word for when two people have sex. "Michael and Jamie are going to have naptime a lot when she gets to New York" See ..

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