What is Clunk?
1.
When a woman's clitoris is so large it may be seen as resembling a man's junk. A combination of the words clit and junk = clunk.
Did you see Joanie Laurer's video? Check out her clunk!
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2.
Clunk (n): The act of killing in one or finishing off an opponent in halo with a strike to the back of the head/back of the face/right in the spine with the melee attack of your chosen weapon. It is best used having approached your opponent unawares, in a sniping match for example and having a "clunk" as the final kill is particularly gratifying.
Also as verb: "to Clunk" and as an exclamation having completed the above action. See also
As noun: "That was such a clunk"
As verb: "I clunked you soooo hard!"
As exclamation following the clunk: "Clunk!" (often pronounced "cloonk"!)
3.
The sound made when a larger metaphorical dagger falls to the ground. After an even more harsh comment is made. see clink
"You're a fat prick, mate"
"Ooh, clunk"
4.
an overwieght individual who is uncaring about his weight and is proud of it. Eats for enjoyment and loves it with a passion. Most likly a adolescent boy.
Look at the CLUNK licking his own tits.
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5.
The act of having sexual inercourse.
"Fancy a clunk?"
"I would love to clunk her"
6.
One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.
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Fucker tried to kick my clunk.
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7.
To stall your manual transmission auto.
You totally clunked it, you uncoordinated, illegitimate spawn of caucasian feces.
