Clunker Edit Meaning

1.

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"

2.

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkeyis, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"

3.

An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.

See dirty, clunker, rust bucket, pos, embarrassment

4.

A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.

See empties, beers, buds

5.

A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.

Visitor: "I never knew the clunker could be so boring!"

See rehab, clunker, bunker, clutter, bored, boring

6.

A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.

I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars.

See slurd, car booger, snow, ice, minnesota

7.

if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.

1.It can mean a specy person,

2.a thick person,

3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,

4.someone nobody likes

5.someone who shits out of stuff

6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.

1. "fuck off clunker"

2. " that grahams pure clunker"

3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "

4. " Shut it ya clunker "

5. " u pure clunkered that "

6. " i just clunkered u "

See thick, gay, weakling, rubbish, specy