What is Clurp?
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The clurp, not to be confused with a fart, is a noise that is expelled from the male butthole. The "clurp" noise is created from a loose butthole from too much homosexual behavior and as a result makes a loose, hollow, short deep pitched sound.
Chris Ginsburg, you need to leave if your gonna keep on clurping and leaving semen residue on the seat.
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