What is Clusterfucked?
1.
To be completely and totally screwed. To be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. A point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.
I was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. This event then caused a freeway overpass to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. The train was coming at us along with the cars and I said aloud "We're so clusterfucked".
2.
Cereal porn.
According to "Travis":
"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"
"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"
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3.
The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.
-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.
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4.
to be crowded together
The traffic was so clusterfucked that no one could get anywhere.
5.
To be intoxicated, to the point that you cannot even THINK
I took a hit of acid and was completely Clusterfucked