Clusterfucked

What is Clusterfucked?


1.

To be completely and totally screwed. To be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. A point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.

I was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. This event then caused a freeway overpass to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. The train was coming at us along with the cars and I said aloud "We're so clusterfucked".

2.

Cereal porn.

According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"

See clusterfuck, cereal, pornographic, hardcore, flakes

3.

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

See clueless, lost, speechless

4.

to be crowded together

The traffic was so clusterfucked that no one could get anywhere.

5.

To be intoxicated, to the point that you cannot even THINK

I took a hit of acid and was completely Clusterfucked


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