Clutch Girls Edit Meaning

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

1. The DNA which allows one to get wasted one night, recover, and then get one's drink on the next night. Craig: Adam, you want to go..

1. You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house. Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot...