What is Clutch Hitler?
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1. A bit of a prick in a tight situation
and, by pun on the above:
2. Engaged in most any sex act involving a phallus
1. With the project deadline quickly approaching, that fucking Clutch Hitler Mike decided he'd rather make note of his colleagues' personal shortcomings than do any work.
2. I opened the kitchen door, and there was Steve, Clutch Hitler on the counter with Lauren. Last time I ever invite those two fucking rabbits over together.
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when a girl is giving a guy head he "strokes" her head as a reward like he would a dog and a signal that he enjoys her work.
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Technically short for happy happenings, but that's a really shitty explanation.
It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) ..