Clutchmaster Edit Meaning

1. The horror of finding a pubic hair stuck to a bar of soap. Cant wait to get me own flat. I`m sick of Duncan leaving rope on a soap See..

1. To move in a misdirected yet very purposeful manner, usually making a big scene and calling lots of attention to oneself in the process...

1. when describing the depth of penertration one achieves when ploughing a clowns pocketof an evening. Fuck me Kenneth i ragged her so dee..