Clutter Slut

What is Clutter Slut?


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(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

See bagger, packrat, filth, squalor, detritus


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