What is Clutteration?
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Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
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It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.
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