What is Clutteration?
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Noun.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
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The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.
(The Morning After ..
