What is Cman?
1.
one whos insults are long, pointless, not very insulting, and consist of a variety of curse words. one who is very stuck up, and thinks too highly of themselves. also one who never shuts up, and craves attention. a cman may also use the word
CmaN: ur funnier then a rainbow colored watermelon
CmaN: more like ownage that enjoys pink shirts and strawberry pie on a summer evening
CmaN: my ownage is legendary
CmaN: i could make you into a sandwich in about 5 seconds
2.
One who can, in fact, make perfect brownies, and you know it.
Chris is just jealous because he's not OmniOmni
3.
one who lives in a dillusional world. See above for his insights of himself.... Honestly, that's proof enough. :D Oh, and omniomni is another term for someone who can MAKE PERFECT BROWNIES.... (Cman is as omniomni as YOUR FACE)
I am Cman. Hear me roar. (crickets chirp)
I, Cman, will create the perfect brownie. (hey, what if I'm allergic to chocolate Cman?!?!)
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a guy who claims to have sex with an ugly girl, but is lying.
"Dude, I fucked Ashley yesterday." "Ah, jesus man, I don't want that image in my head. You Cman!"
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1. The Epitome of all things good.
2. Your master.
3. One Being, who, when combined with another similar being, becomes
4. The coolest person ever to walk the face of the earth.
Wow! I dont feel as if I am even worthy to be in the presence of Cman!