What is Cmat?
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That which is derived from situational and decision based insanity and catastrophe, usually alcohol related. Alot like HAZMAT but a derivitative assocciated with activity that would be qualified as off the hook.
Girl gets up on a bar with 90 stands of beads, strips to her skinnies and does a handstand, all the while chewing on a piece of beef jerky and writing the alphabet on the ceiling in chocolate pudding with her toes--afterwards by which she jumps off the bar and says: "I want to be a waterbead when I grow up" followed by, "you look a lot like my uncle, he says Im a great kisser">>>> ALARMS SOUND EVERYWHERE, PEOPLE BACK UP>>>CMAT CMAT CMAT CMAT!!!!
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When friends get together for a social gathering in public!
I went to Outback Steakhouse to have a kontapaolo with my bffs!!!
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You can't make something from anything.
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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one who has slept with your best friend who you have just become aware of.
Earl: "Your best friend Judy slept with Baxter after th..
