Cmat

What is Cmat?


1.

That which is derived from situational and decision based insanity and catastrophe, usually alcohol related. Alot like HAZMAT but a derivitative assocciated with activity that would be qualified as off the hook.

Girl gets up on a bar with 90 stands of beads, strips to her skinnies and does a handstand, all the while chewing on a piece of beef jerky and writing the alphabet on the ceiling in chocolate pudding with her toes--afterwards by which she jumps off the bar and says: "I want to be a waterbead when I grow up" followed by, "you look a lot like my uncle, he says Im a great kisser">>>> ALARMS SOUND EVERYWHERE, PEOPLE BACK UP>>>CMAT CMAT CMAT CMAT!!!!

See crazy, insane, off the hook, trainwreck, dangerous


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