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southern lingo for "over there"
Elderly couple in Alabama:
Wife: "Where'd ya put my glasses?"
Husband: "..
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A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum
Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AH..
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The official reason the chicken crossed the road.
After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclu..
