Cmpl

What is Cmpl?


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Crapping My Pants Laughing

Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?

Guy 2: Not sure, what?

Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!

Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.

See cmpl, crap, pants, lol, rofl, lmao


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