Cmpl

What is Cmpl?


1.

Crapping My Pants Laughing

Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?

Guy 2: Not sure, what?

Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!

Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.

See cmpl, crap, pants, lol, rofl, lmao


49

Random Words:

1. One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer..
1. Typically white thug boy, most easily identified by the large cubic zirconia earring stud in one or both ears. Dude, he's a straig..
1. For some time Vasodomy has remained an obscure word known only to those who practice it. As the most prevalent practitioners are arrogan..