Cms

What is Cms?


1.

Accronym for "Content Management System".

Mambo, a customizable CMS is free, but a pain to install.

See The Master

2.

C.M.S = Cock Meat Sandwhich

CMS = the act of sucking ones dick

You better get hungry real quick because you got CMS waiting...

See cms, cock, meat, sandwhich, dick

3.

constant menstrual syndrome a longer form of pms.

Since my girlfriend has cms,she is always pissed at me.

See pissed, angry, mad, pms, bad attitude

4.

(Cunt Masters Squad) A Group of fine young gentlemen that know how to show a girl a good time.

He's in the CMS!!

See cms, cunt, sex, woman, men

5.

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

See jonbenet

6.

chronic masturbation syndrome

Ernie has a major case of CMS.

See jacking off, masturbation, syndrome, wanking, jerking off

7.

An overly expensive piece of survey equipment that is pushed into an underground cavity (void) by the errant surveyor. This $120,000Aus lemming is then left for half an hour, amongst a rain of 2 ton plus sized rocks in a bid to create a 3D model of the stope. The model therein created allows the engineer to 'reconcile' the stope, or compare a model as opposed to actual void shape. This task usually ends the surveyor getting blamed for a poor CMS, when in fact it is the engineers poor design and inexperience that has left half of the gold on the footwall of the stope.....

Go and get a CMS of the stope survey monkey, we think you marked out the rings wrong.....usual reply is: learn how to design rings and you will recover all the ore...fool

See surveyor, god, mr t, lemmings


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