What is Cmu Goggles?
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When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.
John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.
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