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it's a penis that you have to go around the corner just to get on.
Jacob has a curved stick that his girlfriend enjoys.
See hooke..
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A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I hea..
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
