Cnrk

What is Cnrk?

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Stands for Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, the measurement of pure destructive force.

The closest thing to 1 CNRK was in '79 when Godzilla was hit by 28 Boeing 747's and 12 trains, all carrying nukes. That was .00001 CNRK's. Then, in the midst of the chaos, David Hasselhoff flexed his biceps, raising that to .0002 CNRK's.

Chuck Norris was on vacation in Tahiti at the time, but when he found out that someone referenced HIS trademark measurement, he sent a roundhouse kick that demolished half of Tokyo, killed Godzilla (and 10 of his clones), and temporarily crippled Hasselhoff.

See david hasselhoff, godzilla, nuke, boeing, train

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