Coach Fran

What is Coach Fran?

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A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.

1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.

2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.

See douche, douchebag, douche nozzle, idiot, maggot
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