What is Coach Mcgurk?
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1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
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so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.
i'm getting rip-roaring drunk toni..
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When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.
We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthd..
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A vicious hangover induced by a night of drinking heavily.
Guy wakes up, feels his head
Guy : "Oh, God, It hurts to live!"
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