Coach Mcgurk

What is Coach Mcgurk?


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1. A character in Home Movies.

2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.

3. Drunken Dave

"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."


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