What is Coaf?
1.
Cock Of A Fiend, commonly known as the most horrid of all derogatory terms, and insults. Being branded as a coaf is usually life threatening in nature (90% fatal) being known as a cock of a fiend is quite possibly worse than going to hell.
"Don't make me fucking do it man.... i dont want to have to go to far with this..."
"Don't say it man...ease....i dont deserve it..."
"nah fuck that shit, your a fucking coaf you hear me? OI FUCK YOU COAF"
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2.
A slang term describing thick and excessive amounts of vaginal 
When having intercourse with that fine maiden, it took hours just to get through all her coaf.
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Random Words:
1. 
1.) Freaky, unusual, strange, or just plain wack.
2.) Funny as in 'haha you gayass' and not lol.
Freaketi-froo yo sucka!!
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